when you’re so obsessed with a band for so long you forget they’re not actually your friends

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

themanticore42:

sherlockintheshire:

people always say to me “you’re addicted to tumblr, what would you do if you didn’t have tumblr haha you’d probably die”

no you uncultured swine i’d just read a fucking book or watch endless amounts of television where do you think we get our material

you forgot fanfic

Dear Yahoo!,

dankickedphilsstickz:

We know you bought Tumblr, we know there is nothing we can do about it now, but we only request one thing. 

Please, PLEASE do NOT ALLOW FUCKING CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE DO NOT MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, OKAY? THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN SHIP AND READ ALL THE GAY SMUT WITHOUT FEELING BAD OR GUILTY AND NOT TO MENTION, THE ONLY PLACE WE DO NOT  GET JUDGED BY IT. PLEASE DON’T MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY.

Thank you, that is all we ask for

seblaine:

what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything

mangoblood:

am i in love or am i horny